Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Top Ten Things to Do on Lake Norris, TN

10. Get viciously competitive playing Settlers of Catan.
9. Take refuge under the covered dock during rainstorm. Repeat.
8. Try not to think about the movie 'Deliverance'.
7. Attempt to keep your balance on the treacherous walk to the water (advertised as: a 'gentle sloping walk').
6. Re-live high school days by jumping off cliffs, then be reminded that you don't have a high schooler's body anymore.
5. Avoid the personable skunks that apparently live under the deck.
4. Expend a great deal of time and effort being taunted by non-hungry fish.
3. 'Sun'-bathe under cloudy skies.
2. Drive three hours round trip to do one of your final shifts as a dishwasher.
1. Take it all in stride because you're on an impromptu family vacation.



2 comments:

Kelli said...

We played Settlers with another couple last week and I seriously almost cried when David used a soldier on me, for about the 5th time. Maybe I am a little competitive...

Matt said...

Nice reference to the "cliffs"...